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An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed at by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that could move apart, and then slide back together again. The boy asked "What is that, father?" The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in reverse order.
Finnally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous voluptuous 24 year old woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother."
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