Ok... This is a story about a mate...
He was very drunk after going over a freinds house but thought it might be a funny idea to drive home. He got to this roundabout and, being drunk, thought.. lets try reversing round it!! He proceeded to go as fast as possible, in revese, around the roundabout. On his 3rd circle he hits a car coming the opposit direction. BAM! big mess, angry drivers., the whole shabang. Anyways, the police turn up and go to the other bloke first. They talk to him for ages and all this time my mate is sitting in his car going.. "oh shit... I'm over the limit.. reversing round a rounabout.. I'm gonna lose my fucking licence" Basically just shitting himself. Anyways after ages the police come to his car and start to talk to him and my mate prepares himself for a bollocking.. Well the police turn around to him and go "Sorry about the problem mate. That other bloke is so drunk he thought you were reversing around the roundabout!!!" Fucking jammy or what?