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The Elevator
An old woman was riding an elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets in to the elevator smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce."
Another young and beautiful woman gets in to the elevator smelling like expensive perfume. She, too very arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce."
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her floor and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, bends over, farts.......... and says, "Broccoli - 49 cents an pound."
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