THE BEST FRUITCAKE RECIPE EVER!!

THE BEST FRUITCAKE RECIPE EVER!!

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Fruitcake Recipe

1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
2 tablespoons lemon juice
1 cup chopped nuts
1 gallon whiskey

Sample the whiskey to check for quality.Take a large bowl.Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality .Pour one level cup and drink.Repeat.Turn on the electric mixer:beatt 1 cup butter in a large,fluffy bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.Mix on the turner.If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers,pry it loose with a srewdcriver.Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.Next sift 2 cups of salt.Or something.Who cares? Check the whiskey.Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.Add one table.Spoon.Of sugar or something.Whatever you can find.Grease the oven.Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.Throw the bowl out of the window.Check the whiskey again.Go to bed.Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?

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