The good, The Bad, and The Ugly


Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them


Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies there
Ugly: Your're in them


Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you!


Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you


Good: You give the bird and the bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting you
Ugly: With corrections


Good: Your wife is not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer


Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas


Good: You flirt with a gorgeous woman at a party
Bad: Your wife notices
Ugly: You're married to Lorena Bobbitt


Good: Your 22 year old daughter got a new job.
Bad: Its at the White House.
Ugly: She will be working for the president.


Good: You talk your wife into taking a Viagra pill.
Bad: She gets it stuck in her throat.
Ugly: She misses three days of work because of a stiff neck.


Good: A beautiful redhead at a party drags you into a closet.
Bad: You discover just a moment too late, she has the same equipment as you.
Ugly: Hers is larger than yours.


Good: Your 4 friends are your neigbors.
Bad: They are all good with sharp objects.
Ugly: Their houses are labeled Cell Blocks # 1-4.



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