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Advantages of Aging


We got to thinking about this "At our age" stuff and thought came up with these advantages of Aging:

* Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

* People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

* Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

* Your supply of Brain Cells is finally down to a manageable number.

* No one expects you to run into a burning building.

* There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

* Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.

* In a hostage situation, your are likely to be released first.


After a bit of reflection we decided we're not so bad off.Author Unknown



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